Barbra

[speaking] I don't know, I don't
know...relationships, I can't

believe what's happening these days doctor...

Doctor

Vat can't you believe?

Barbra

They're so difficult to have, I mean, ever since
the sexual revolution men and women don't know
how to act with each other.

Doctor

Well listen

Barbra

I mean when a woman goes out with a man for the
first time, does she automatically assume that
he'll pick up the check. What if she make more
money than he does? Does she offer to pay or is
that threat to his masculinity? And if she does
pay, will he expect her to put the moves on him
after dinner? I mean, there's so much to think
about nowadays...

Doctor

Ja, go on!

Barbra

When I was a kid growing up, you know, it used to
be so

simple...

Doctor

Vhy don't you just let your mind Vander?

Barbra

Vander?

Doctor

Vander!

Barbra

Oh, wander...Alright!

I remember, when I was in high school, I had this
blind date, and I remember, sitting on a stoop
waiting for him. I was wearing this long wool
skirt and brown and white saddle shoes, I
remember they were so hard to clean 'cause the
white polish always got on the brown part...But
all I had to worry about was...