Greetings!... young girl drawing graffiti on the subway

walls. I thought I'd offer you a sip of Zabov but...what am

I reading? Would you prefer some Vov? You know, the

writing you wrote, you know, I like it a lot.

You know, that little body of yours that was looking at me,

attracted my big body towards you, you, the one who

writes millions of graffiti on walls like A., T.A., T.V.U.M.D.B.

You are so attractive, you, the one who dreams about the

cute and chubby one in Take That, you're having your first

experiences with your Lady-Gillette shaver, that auto-

eroticism which revolves around the shower-head. And

all at once, the chorus:

A., T.A., T.V.U.M.D.B. by Elio And The Uptight Stories.

Oh, A., T.A., T.V.U.M.D.B.: we, the children of the absolute.



Eh, you know, I like you more than ever, and because of

this I really love you.



But I don't know if later I'll be able tu put up with it when

loving each other becomes routine,

and then there'll be a divorce,

and the children will be unhappy.......



No. I'll go on dreaming about the cute and chubby one in

Take That



Who - don't say it - is missing - you can't - two holes in

his backside - it's not true and you know it - for him to be

the Top Cute and Chubby Guy, and then to go and live in

France.



A., T.A., T.V.U.M.D.B. by Elio And The Uptight Stories.

Oh, A., T.A., T.V.U.M.D.B., we, two hearts and one big

marking pen (only it writes in white ink).

Just like Earth, Wind and Fire.



Look at how the big pen writes - the big pen -,

Do you feel how the hot peppers scream: pam.

Taste how "al dente" the maccaroni is.

Smell that Japanese fake guru's Serin nerve gas......



(Translator's note:- It is possible to interpret "T.V.U.M.D.B."

as an abbreviation for: "Ti Voglio Un Mondo Di Bene", which

translates literally as "I Love You A World Of Good", which

in turn means, of course, "I Really Love You A Lot"