The whole word is watchin' me,

As I light up the TV screen.

My life's a parade,

But I've got it made,

I hope everyone will see.



I want my ratings to go up,

I hope you all wish me luck.

I'll act like I care,

About you're welfare,

I'll pretend I'll stay in touch.



I want to be on your good side,

I've got no where else to hide,

Everything that you hear,

May not be sincere,

At least my voice is amplified.



I think my credability has gone away,

The colors on the television will turn gray,

I 'll make a living while I exploit everyone,

I never thought this way of life would be so fun.



Please come on to my talk show,

I'll share everything I know,

Please come on to my talk show,

I'll share everything I know.



Please come on to my talk show,

I'll share everything I know,

Please come on to my talk show,

I'll share everything I knoooow.