Well Mr. Burns had done it.

The power plant had won it, with Roger Clemens clucking all the while.

Mile Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile.

While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile.

We're talkin softball, from Maine to SanDiego.

Talkin' softball: Mattingly and Conceco.

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw;

Steve Sax and his run-ins with the law.

Were talkin Homer, Ozzie and the Straw