I know a girl who

thinks it goes

she'll make you breakfast

she'll make you toast

but she don't use butter

and she don't use cheese

she don't use jelly

or any of these



she uses vaseline

vaseline (x 2)



I know a guy who

goes to shows

when he's at home and

he blows his nose

he don't use tissues

or his sleeve

he don't use napkins or

any of these



He uses magazines

magazines (x3)



I know who a girl who

reminds me of Cher

she's always changing

the color of her hair

she don't use nothing

that you buy at the store

she likes her hair to

be real orange



she uses tangerines

tangerines (x5)