He'll be your taxloss lover from Liverpool

Taxloss lover if the truth be told

Taxloss lover still lives in the war

Taxloss lover touching 74



Come back to me

We want your money

Taxloss



We think you are stupid

We give you our money cos our assets are fluid yeah

We'll sell you down the river

Just remember that we said we'd deliver you



Sign on the line and we'll give you the money

and then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny

and you'll quibble that our drivell seems unsatisfactory



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Come back to me

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He's your taxloss lover and his nickname is Bert

Taxloss lover and he's always a flirt

Taxloss lover's into kinky sex

Taxloss lover wears a cracking dress



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