John Rioux was his name

Screwing up was his game

Oh gosh he hated his folks

In fact, his whole life is a joke



Well he's only seventeen

He knows everything

His brain's malfunctioning



CHORUS:

He's a teenage gluesniffer

Well he's a teenage gluesniffer

Well he's a teenage gluesniffer

Oh oh oh yeah

Oh oh oh yeah



Shane Problem is his name

Whacking off is his game

Girls all think he's a joke

His fanzine is a hoax



Well he's only twenty-two

His diet is quite rude

Rat's Denny's and pukes



CHORUS



He's an asshole

He's a bonehead

He's a jerk off

He's a real waste case

He's a real waste case

He's a teenage gluesniffer

Well he's a teenage gluesniffer

etc