Well, some contend that this rock'n'roll

Is bad for the body, bad for the soul

Bad for the heart, bad for the mind

Bad for the deaf and bad for the blind

It makes some men crazy and then they talk like fools

It makes some men crazy and then they start to drool



Unscrupulous operators could confuse

Could exploit and deceive

The conditional reflex theories

Change the probabilities, I said it's a

Crass and raucous crackass place

With a Pavlov on the human race

It's a terrible illness, a terrible case

And usually permanent when it takes place



It's a teenage nervous breakdown

It's a teenage nervous breakdown

It's a teenage nervous breakdown