Ohh myyyy

20 throw down in my best bridge

and the man to my left has folded down

well johnny doubled up with a royal flush

i had three jacks and a pair of nines

my mind is turning - just two shots more

there's not much left to play

well then dude walks in, black hat on top

what am i, if i'm lucky

wasn't a county cop

cause i'm just runnin out of time



Who's up for game two

what to do

my wallet's gettin thin

and i just lost my watch last night

well i gotta problem

just one answer

gotta throw it all down

and kiss it goodbye

Yeah!



That was a crazy game of poker

(That was a crazy game of poker)

I lost it all

(I lost it all)

but someday i'll be back again

And I, never to fold.

(never to fold)



Who's up for game three

i can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me

And i just lost it all

well there's a man sittin next to me

Red, was smiling

cause its funny

i don't have no money tonight

yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh



That was a crazy game of poker

(That was a crazy game of poker)

I lost it all

(I lost it all)

but someday i'll be back again

And I, never to fold.

(never to fold)



Bop bop bop...

I say now skittleedat dat,

Well how bout that?

I'm coming out the front never coming out the back



And I walked into the bar yesterday

Cause I had something to do, something to say

And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around

Til I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground

I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown

And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight.



So I said Johnny whatcha doing t