ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun but those rides just arent for everyone

bought my ticket i might have a ride IN THE MAZE



if i dont come back right away give me time at least a half a day

dont just leave me lost and thrown away IN THE MAZE



hello ladies and gentlemen i'm jeff nipples and i'm jimbo jsym

welcome to the dark carnival's amazing maze over 5,000 ways to get in and no way out!

lets meet todays volunteer this is rick we like to call him rick the dick

dick face here is a wealthy ontrponuer who smacks his wife around

and buys his way in and out of everything lets see how Mr. tough guy

fairs up in the amazing maze



wuddup bitch im violent j i'll be your guide for the day k? good got mad doors

and mad floors! hallways crawlways walls for day make a left just before you make a right and your left

should be to your right if your lefts right, right?good begin the sho' go ahead boy open the first door

welcome to the exical thrilla meet jack dubie a serial killer with a chain saw he'll take ur arm off at the elbow

ull get it back if you make it out though. fuck aint no use crying all day u need to take ur bitch ass back down the hallway

u gotta be a man at least u've learned everything you get in the maze u've earned

keep running times ticking on the clock.

u might wanna tie that stump up with a sock

turn right it might look the same but your making tracks to the room of tumb tacks

this really aint shit bout a million tacks and the room spins a bite

if ya stay on your feet you'll be ok (hahaha) oh let me get outta your way



oh boy rick the dick in a bite of jam there jeff

thats right jimbo he looks like a rag doll flippin and spinnin like that

you can always witness specticals truely amazing within the amazing