Four hard lashes to the back of a child

Barely old enough to talk like a baby

but in enough pain to scream,

"Oh my God! AHHHHH!! OWWW!

OH, NO!!!"

But it turned the little creep on

Now he's gonna fuck with your car.

'Cause he knows what he needs

to make his little vandal bleed.

Where did he go wrong?

That's why we sing the caring song