Sound of pom-poms]

Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear

some spirit!"

[Performing cheer]

Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers,

we're out for vic-tor-y

- Yeah!"

[No response]

Cheerleader: "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!"

[Still no response]

Cheerleader: "Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game

tonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -"

Guy in crowd: "Sit down!"

Cheerleader: "You guys are assholes!" [Whining] "You think this is easy

being a cheerleader!? Let's see you come down here and try it!"

Guy: "Shut up!"

Cheerleader: "You're the one who should be shutting up! This is my

senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid for my

pom-poms with my own money." [Half-crying]

Guy: "You suck!"

Cheerleader: [Hurt] "I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I'm

not gonna cuz you

guys don't appreciate anything."

[Something hurled and hit Cheerleader]

Cheerleader: "Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate

my school!"

[Whining]

[Crowd cheering softly in background]

Guy: "We're sorry."

[Pause]

Guy: "Just kidding, you suck!"

Cheerleader: [Half-crying] "Ahhaw..No.