A)Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor



Krusty the Clown: Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone,

but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!

Heh, heh, heh, huh, oohhh...

Sorry about this kids... But stay tuned,

We've got some real good toy commercials comming up,

I swear!



(B) The Amendment Song



Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress!

Amendment: I'm not Garbage!!

(Starts Singing)

I'm an amendment to be,

Yes an amendment to be,

And I'm hoping that they,ll ratify me!

There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom,

I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em,

'Cause there's limits to our liberties

'Least I hope and pray that there are,

'Cause those liberal freaks go to far.

(stop's singing)

kid: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning

Amendment: Because that would be unconstitutional.

Bt if we change the constitution...

Kid:...We could make all sorts of crazy laws!!

Amendment: Now your catching on!

(song fades away)

Bart: What the hell is this?

Lisa: It's one of those crappy 70's throwbacks

that appeals to generation Xer's

Bart: We need another Vietnam,

thin out their ranks a little.

(song returns But still talking)

Kid: But what if they say

your not good enough to be in the constitution?

(sing again)

Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me,

And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay,

If he fights back,

I'll say that he's gay!!

Congressman: Good News,amendment! They ratified ya!

You're in the constitution!!

Oh Yeah! Doors open, boys!

(wild, hollering bills storm the capitol)

Lisa: So, it's true some crtoons do encourage violence!

(she punches Bart)

Bart: OW