You know, we spend a lot of time in this show talking about death and disease and cancer and catastrophe and we do it because, well I think it's fucking funny. We want to send you home now, with an upbeat number, with a dance number, with a song that'll put a smile on your face and a nic warm feeling down here in the cockles.



Everything is horrible

Really really really terrible

I'm really depressed

I'm really downtrodden



The whole world is doomed

We're all gonna die

25,672 people die every single minute

Seventeen hundred and fifty people just died



Cancer

Death

Aids Inflation

Taxes

George Bush

Hell

Satan

Cancer of the face

Cancer of the colon

Cancer of the write

and John Denver on compact disc