Was a little girl

Maybe five-foot-two

Had the cutest little feet

Made my heart go tweet-tweet

Quite a pleasant disposition

Then came a pretty young French girl, mmm

Whom I met in Las Vegas

When I was there with my parents

Oh my Had a real nice conversation

Met a girl at the bakery

She wanted to borrow my car from me

She took it down to Mexico

Ran over a man named Juan

Then I went to college

Met a college girl

She lived in the sorority house

Across from the school

Got a real fine education

Had seven women on my mind

Now I'm married

Have a very lovely wife

Three cute little boys

It's so nice

And that's just half the story

Of the girls in my life