There was beer all over the dance floor

and the band was playin' rhythm and blues

You got down and did the gator, and half

an hour later, you were barfin' all over your

Girlfriend's shoes.



But the Greeks don't want no freaks.

The Greeks don't want no freaks

Just put a little smile on them rosy

cheeks,

'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks.

(GATOR!!)

She was the pride and the passion of Dixie

She did exactly what her daddy had planned.

She was perfect little sister until somebody missed

her and they found her in the bushes with

the boys in the band

But the Greeks don't want no freaks

The Greeks don't want no freaks



So put a great big smile on them rosy cheeks,

'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks

No, the Greeks don't want no freaks

Said, the Greeks don't want no freaks



Just put that monster smile on them rosy cheeks

'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks

No, the Greeks don't want no freaks,

Ahh...