(Schoolmaster: You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!)

When we grew up and went to school,

There were certain teachers

Who would hurt the children any way they could.

By pouring their derision upon anything we did

Exposing every weakness

However carefully hidden by the kids.

But in the town it was well known,

When they got home at night,

Their fat and psychopathic wives

Would thrash them within inches of their lives.