(Murray on lead)

We are here,

to calm your fears,

and turn your world around.



The man to my right,

with the headset mic,

will stroll you through the grounds.



So enjoy your stay,

it's seafood day,

and surgery's at five.



(Jian)

We can correct what nature supplies

'cuz beauty is something money buys.



(All)

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.



(Murray)

The double chin,

can be tucked in,

the wrinkles we can hide.



Some herbal tea

and Chromium D

with 'drink me' on the side.



The little fear

when you look in the mirror

gets bigger every day.



(Jian)

It takes work,

but it can be done,

to look 23 at 51.



(All)

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.

Say no, don't say no.

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.

Say no, don't say no.



Na na na, na na na na.



(guitar solo)



(Mike)

Smoke and mirrors,

dogs and ponies,



(Murray)

The President of the United States

and his cronies.



(Mike)

Clean and colorful,

bright and ghoulish.



(Murray)

A fountain of youth

for the vain and the foolish.



(Murray)

Mrs. Booth,

you're a picture of youth,

those lips should last a while.



And carrot juice

will help reduce

that creaking when you smile.



(All)

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.

Say no, don't say no.

Don't say no to the incredible medicine show.

Say no, don't say no.



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