There are folks who make fun of the way my family's run

It's a joyful, joltin', jumpin' jamboree

So if you'd like a job, come join our jolly mob

And we'll show you how much fun a "j" can be



My nephew's into judo (Ugh!)

My father likes to jog (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)

My cousin washes jelly jars

My uncle jumps a log



Great nephew flies a jet plane

My granddad drives a jeep

My auntie runs a jackal farm

My grannie juggles sheep



My niece plays in a jazz band

My auntie judges boars

My nephew likes to jitterbug

My grandpa jimmies doors



My uncle raises johnquills

Great granddad plays the jacks

My wife became a journeyman

And me? ....I just stay out of their way.