Oh, the winter she was angry

When the rollers came to town

And they threw your mom down a ditch and she died

And they went to find the body

But it was devoured by wolves

Which is really kinda weird since she drowned

Oh, yeah

Oh, the spring she was angry

With those flowers all around

And annoying little bunnies in the grass

And I never took a liking

To all those multicolored plants

So I crush them with my shoes and I eat 'em

Oh yeah

Oh, the summer she was angry

Cuz the beach was overcrowded

So she sent the cops down there to kick 'em out

'Cept for this one pot-smoking moron

Who just wouldn't move his ass

So they shot him on the spot and he bled a lot

Oh, yeah

Oh, the autumn she was angry

Cuz the pumpkins all got smashed

And the people all got drunk on Thanksgiving

And they should be watching football

But they're all passed out instead

'Cept for grandpa who's hurling in the can

Oh, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.