Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,

He said, ""You are to be the virgin mother""

And Mary thought that was weird.

Kenny: So he sat (Mmmmmppppppppph)

(Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary,

""My child, have no fear.""

Kenny: For you can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

Kenny: I know you'd like to play,

And suck right through the night,

Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn

When Mary and Joseph did arrive

They were so very tired you see

Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money

Kenny: And she needed a place to sleep

Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep

Kenny: Because, you can suck all the dick you want...

And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.

Together: If there's no room at the inn

Its not considered a sin

Kenny: So suck my dick and get away from me.

[Laughs]

Mr. Hankey: That's right!

And three wise men did appear

Bearing gifts of myrrh and such

They said that they had followed a star

And missed a woman's touch

Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...

Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.

Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin

So have a dildo three miles in

Mr. Hankey: And you'll sti