It's time to play the music

It's time to light the lights

It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight



It's time to put on make up

It's time to dress up right

It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight



To introduce this record

That's what I'm here to do

So it really makes me happy

To introduce to you



The first, original, genuine, no money back guarantee

Muppet Show Cast Album!



It's time to put on make up

It's time to dress up right

It's time to get things started on the most sensational

Inspirational, celebrational, muppetational

This is what we call the Muppet Show