There was a guy who had no head

He had no teeth he had no tongue

He had no body nad no feet

He was born in a no man's land

He had no legs he had no hands

You'll say he's really sick

He had no ass he had no dick

Do you wanna make a bet

I swear it's all true

He was as real as I see you

The weirdest guy I ever met.



I said your life must be a bore

He said: