Y:

Heigh ho!

Do you know,

The names of the US Residents

Who then became the Presidents

And got a view from the White House loo

Of Pennsylvania Avenue



George Washington was the first, you see

He once chopped down a cherry tree



D:President number two would be

John Adams and then Number three



Y:Tom Jefferson stayed up to write

The Constitution late at night

So he and his wife had a great big fight

And she made him sleep on the couch all night



W:James Madison never had a son

And he fought the War of 1812



D:James Monroe's colossal nose

Was bigger than Pinnochio's



Y:John Quincy Adams was number six

And it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicked



So Jackson learns to play politics

Next time he's the one that the country picks



D:Martin Van Buren number eight

For a one term shot as chief of state



Y:William Harrisson, how do you praise

That guy was dead in thirty days!



W:John Tyler he liked country folk

D:And after him came President Polk

Y:Zachary Taylor liked to smoke

His breath killed friends whenever he spoke



W:1850, really nifty

Millard Fillmore's in

Y:Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce

The man without a chin



D: Follows next a period spannin'

Four long years with James Buchanan

Then the South start shootin' cannon

And we've got a civil war



YW