Parody of The Real Slim Shady" performed by Eminem

May I have your repentance please?

May I have your repentance please?

Will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up?

I repeat ... will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up?

We're gonna have to prod them here

Y'all act like you never seen a nice person before

You oughta hope in the Lord

Your panting tongue is just thirstin' for more

You started lookin' around searchin' cause you're

Uncertain you're sure you know where you're goin' eternally

If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're sinning

We couldn't get saved with the things we did, can we?

And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is such a grave sin

It costs you salvation

Ha Ha Heavenly livins above every man

"Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a he's crazy!

I'm sick of them born agains

Walkin' around askin' if you know God speakin of You Know Who

Yeah, but there's no proof though"

Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I lack proof

But no worse than what's goin' on in America's classrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth

But can't -- but the school can tell me we come from evolution

"My mama was a fish -- my mama was a fish"

"And if we're monkeys you might as well forget original sin!"

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to question on their own if God exists

Of course they're gonna wonder if the Lord's fake

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't they?

We ain't shinin' examples

Well some of the scandals are caused by people posin' as evangelists

But if Jesus loved His enemies and Pharisees

Then there's no reason that