Walk through the Highlands with a pitbull terrier

Inhaling coffee with a 40 dollar pedicure

Outside I swear I smell a crazy couture line of clothes

With all these mirrors God I feel so vain I have to pose

The smell, Chanel, it touched my nose and then I hit the floor

She said I only got this jacket in a 44

I can't afford to buy it anyway but that's okay

Just let me know your schedule, I'll check back here everyday



(And I'm)



For the girl behind the counter, and I'm the guy behind the guy

I'm the king of all composure before the retail girl, the retail girl passes by



She saw me with another girl the other day

I saw her with another girl, but that's okay

It's all crazy like that

And when she passes by she makes me feel so all alone

She makes me cry cuz she doesn't work the days I'm home

She makes me buy the things that don't even fit me

She makes me wonder why I never wear enough cologne