the second coming of chris

(alexander, feltenberger, welsh)



he'll be coming up 287

he'll be driving a rented car

he'll be carrying a key to heaven

and a box of te-amo cigars



you'll see him at your reunion

you'll see him at the orchid lounge

he works in nyc, got a cool goatee

tell everyone he's back in town



we were starting to get concerned

we were wondering if he'd ever return

so gather 'round children or you shall miss

the second coming of chris



he's acting so bored with existence

he's working for a music mag

wants to get into radio promo

but that business can be such a drag



we were starting to get concerned

we were wondering if he'd ever return

so gather 'round children or you shall miss

it's the second coming of chris



he's nothing but a trust fund baby

swimming in the deep end of the old gene pool

probably end up working for his parents

after he goes back to school



we were starting to get concerned

we were wondering if he'd ever return

so gather 'round children or you shall miss

the second coming of chris



so give his pinkie ring a kiss

the second coming of chris



please sir, won't you tell us where the action is

it's the second coming of chris