When sad, we sing a mournful tune

Like creatures baying at the moon

But we all dance when things are fine

Yes, even Doctor Frankenstein

Ah, ha ha! Ha, ha, ha!

(Spoken: And what a dancer Frank is!

And what dance does he do? Three guesses! Ah, ah, ah!

Bobby Vinton, eat your heart out! )



Things that say "boo" are all rushing to do

The Translyvania Polka

Witches and elves are all teaching themselves

The Transylvania Polka

Goblins and ghouls, they are dancing like fools.

The Transylvania Polka

There's a mania in Rumania-

It's called the Polka from Transylvania!



All together now! Count with the Count!

(counts to the beat)

1, 2, 3, 4...1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8

1, 2, 3, 4...1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8

1, 2, 3, 4...1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8---1-2-3-4---1-2-3!



There's a mania in Rumania-

It's called the Polka from Translvania!

Hey!