( nanker phelge)



Well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown l.a.

Well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown l.a.

But i'd much rather be on a boardwalk on broadway



Well i'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp i am

Well i'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp i am

I'm an under assistant west coast promo man



Well i promo groups when they come into town

Well i promo groups when they come into town

Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down



Well i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am

Yeah i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am

I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band



Yeah, i'm sharp

I'm really, really sharp

I sure do earn my pay

Sitting on the beach every day, yeah

I'm real real sharp, yes i am

I got a corvette and a seersucker suit

Yes i have



Here comes the bus, uh oh

I though i had a dime

Where's my dime

I know i have a dime somewhere

I'm pretty sure........


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