Some of them are hairy

Some of them are bald

Some are kinda scary

and this is what they're called...



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Vagina...

Vagina....

They call that thing vagina....



Some belong to virgins

They're really tight and strong

But big or small, I love 'em all

That's why I sing my song



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Vagina!!!!!



Some of them are smelly

Like clams and fish and such

Some smell like a summer's eve

Cuz they've been douched too much!!!!



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Nothing could be finer

than to be in a vagina

in the morning