Narrator: And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. So, without further ado, silly songs with Larry.



Larry: The Water Buffalo Song



Everybody's got a water buffalo.

Yours is fast, but mine is slow.

Oh, where do we get them, I don't know,

But everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooo!



I took my buffalo to the store.

Got his head caught in the door.

Spilled some lima beans on the floor.

Oh, everybody's got a --



Asparagus: Stop! Stop this instant! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everyone does *not* have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters in the mail saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!



Narrator: This has been silly songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ...



Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.

Yours is pink but mine is blue.

Hers was small but --



Asparagus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!