(yeah... Check me.)When I look in the mirror

I can't believe what I see

Tell me, who's that funky dude

starin' back at me?

Broken, beaten down can't even get around

without an old-man cane I fall and hit the ground

Shivering in the cold, I'm bitter and alone

Excuse the bitchin' - I shouldn't complain

I should have no feeling, this feeling and this pain

as everything I need is denied me

and everything I want is taken away from me

But who do I got to blame? Nobody but me



I don't wanna be a old man anymore

It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor

Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night

It's time I got back to the good life

It's time I got back, it's time I got back

and I don't even know how I got off the track

I wanna go back, yeah!



Screw this crap, I've had it!

I ain't no mr. cool

I'm a pig, I'm a dog

so 'scuse me if I drool

I ain't gonna hurt nobody

ain't gonna cause a scene

I just need to admit I want sugar in my tea

Hear me? (Hear me?) I want sugar in my tea!



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