Gettin dirty on my hands and knees

I live like an animal and now I got fleas.

When I do what I do it's a sin

But I like my parties soaked in gin.

What's the use of sayin what you mean?

Just watch yourself and keep your body clean.

Mom says I gotta dirty face

Dad says I'm looking out of place

Dog says I got shit on my shoes.

What am I supposed to do?

Well, that's one. I'm second to none.

And that's two. I don't know what to do.

And that's three. You're tellin me

I'm still a baby.

You say act like I live in a zoo.

I know I don't wanna live like you.

When I go out you won't let me back in.

Climb in the window, I just can't win.

What's the use in sayin what you mean?

Just wash yourself and keep your body clean.

Mom says I gotta dirty face

Dad says I'm looking out of place

Dog says I got shit on my shoes.

What am I supposed to do?

Well, that's one...