(alexander/naydock)



When i die, call this number

Unencumber yourself from the details

The whole thing's bought and paid for

The box, the viewing and one more ride



Bought a plot by some azaleas

They never fail to impress in the brochure

See me off at sunset

I hope it's glorious outside



I am thinking in ways

That i never have before

I am counting the days

That i never have before



Of course the breakfast will be dinner

Your choice of a couple of entrees

You'll meet some real characters

Some even i haven't seen in a while



I am thinking in ways

I never have before

I am counting the days

That i never have before



I need you to distribute

Everything that i have written down here

They are bits and pieces

Of all who made me what i am



Drink a few, get to know them

Don't forget to tip your waitress

Through them you'll know me better

And life is really worth a damn



I am thinking in ways

I never have before

I am counting the days

That i never have before