By now, we should've had a least one good fight

And I should've run into your evil twin brother

By now, the future shouldn't be looking so bright

And you shouldn't be such a hit with my mother

This is too easy, much too easy

By now we shouldn't be getting along

This is too easy, much too easy

We must be doin' something wrong

By now, we ought'a be making unreasonable demands

And we should be strongly considering alternate plans

By now, I shouldn't be thrilled to see you all the time

And I definitely shouldn't be feeling so sublime

This is too easy, much too easy

The feeling is suspiciously strong

This is too easy, much too easy

We must be doin' something wrong

My friends are leading normal lives of heartache and distress

Pouring out their grievances to their therapists

I watch them and I wonder, am I cursed or am I blessed?

How long can we go on like this?

'Cause by now, you should at least be getting a little on my nerves

And your words of love, they should just be words

By now, I oughta be checking out some other merchandise

And I should be wondering if the pleasure's worth the price

This is too easy, much too easy

It feels like some kinda 50's prime time TV sit-com

It's just too easy, much too easy

We must be doin' something wrong