There's this one guy

There's no one like him in all the world

Because you can always see

Those girls down on their knees

In those dark sweaty rooms

Planning out his thoughts

He's waiting for just the right



One by one as they

Walk right through the door, they

Keep on coming back I

Guess they just want more



He has fun fun fun and you

Might call him a whore, but

Just look where he's at

'Cause he is the one that scores



I saw my friend there

Out on the field today

I asked him where he's going he said

"All the way," now



One by one as they

Walk right through the door, they

Keep on coming back I

Guess they just want more



He has fun fun fun and you

Might call him a whore, but

Just look where he's at

'Cause he is the one that scores