(this may not be what you expect)

Tour can be very unpredictable

Especially when you don't have any money

1997 was our first big trip

We didn't get too far before we ruined Tom's car



Can't seem to get a break down on the interstate

3 day van may have been a mistake

Picking up Paul in the U-Haul

Danadar let me out it's hot back here



(chorus)

well this may not be what we expected

But soon all our problems will be corrected

Some how everything seems to turnout find

(and we know who to thank every time)



One highlight was playing the underground stage

But Pauls not even making minimum wage

Now all of our shows are falling through

So we got nothing to do

And three pirates too

Gimme a coke with 6 straws

Who's got 10 bucks to feed us all?

There's not much to eat

Looks like Tom Manns is cheap

I'd like to pay for my friends

But there's nothing to spend

(Nothing to spend)

Tom cant pass the teacher test

And the old van plays cassettes too fast (kenny)

I'm sick of work

Let's try and go full time

Invade the united states with the deal and the saints!

DId you bring your toothbrush?

-Yeah

No you didn't did you?

-No.

Nothing ever goes the way it should