I met a new me at 8 am

The other one got lost

This was not a trade in

Although I wouldn't believe the cost

I woke up crying as we said goodbye

Me an my old self

Each day he vanished more and more

As I became someone else



He actually was murdered I had taken him apart

But when I put him back together

I couldn't find his heart

It was resting underneath a chair

In a bed of bright tin foil

If I pulled back the flaps

I could still see it beat

I could still hear his voice uncoil



As I said :

I want a trade in

A 14th chance at this life

I've met a woman with a thousand faces

And I want to make her my wife



How could I have been so mistaken

How could I think that it was true

A child that is raised by an idiot

And that idiot then becomes you

How could I believe in a movie

How could I believe in a book

But most of all how could I listen to you

Such an obvious schmuck

A life spent listening to assholes

It's funny but it's true

So get rid of them I said to myself

But first I'm getting rid of you



I want a trade in

A 14th chance at this life

I've met a woman with a thousand faces

And I want to make her my wife



Take me over to the window

My heart said to my head

Please set me on fine

So we can start again

I was so wrong that it's funny

And I can't apologize but instead,

You can be everything that I'm not

The second that I die



I want a trade in

The second chance at this life

I've met a woman with a thousand faces

And I want to make her my wife