This is the greatest and best song in the world.

Tribute.



A long time ago

Me and my brother Kyle, here...

Well, we was hitchhiking down

A long and lonesome road



And all of a sudden

There shined a shiny demon

In the middle of the road



And he said:

"Play the best song in the world

Or I'll eat your soul" (Soul)



Well, me and Kyle

We looked at each other

And we each said:

"Okay."



And we played the first thing that came to our heads

Just so happened to be

The BEST song in the world

It was the best song in the world... Oh... Yeah!

And it saved our butts.



Because the demon want to kill us... oh...

But he was forced to set us free

By the honor code that demons

Have to live by.



Cause it's Satan's Surprise and it's magic!

And it's a mystical disguise... oh..

The devil's song and it's tragic!

You are the mystical eyed virgin and you're rocking!



Well needless to say

The beast was stunned

A whip crack with his swampy tail

And the beast was done.



He asked us:

"Be you angels?"

And we said:

"NAY! We are but men! Rock HOUNDS!"

Hounds! Rock Hounds!



This is not

The greatest song in the world, no.

This is just a tribute!

Couldn't remember

The greatest song in the world

But this is a tribute!



To the greatest song in the world

It was the greatest song in the world

You know it was the best motherfuckn

It was the greatest song in the world



[scat interlude, ending with "Oooh Mama, Lucifer!!"]



And the peculiar thing is this:

It didn't actually sound anything like this song

This is just a tribute.

You've gotta believe it.

And I wish you were there.

It's just a matter of opinion



Braaah! Fuck!

Good god! God lovin!

I'm so surprised

To find

I can't stop em!

[???]

Rich motherfucker could fuck a duck!

Oooh! Ooh!

All right!



And we're playing the greatest

Song

In the world.

Tribute.



Boo-yah bass. In your face