I've got two black eyes

Got a broken nose

And I can't go down the Spaniards

No no more

Well I was fit and able

I was out there

on the table

And I shouted will you look, let's have some more



CHORUS:

That's the way it goes

That's the way it goes

Two black eyes and a broken nose

Everybody knows

That's the way it goes



I've got a filthy mouth

I've got a dirty mind

And I can't go out with evil

No no more

Oh well that snobby bratt was meaner than this old hat

She wacked me when I called her an old whore

Look out



CHORUS



All together



CHORUS



(Sing, No Chords)

Well a dollar is a dollar

And a dime is a dime

We'd sing another chorus

But we haven't got the time