I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

because you're evil

and you lie

and if you should die

I may feel slightly sad

(but I won't cry)

Loved and lost

and some may say

when usually its Nothing

surely you're happy

it should be this way?

I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"

and: "May the lines sag heavy

and deep tonight XXX"

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

because you're evil

and you lie

and if you should die

I may feel slightly sad

(But I won't cry)

Loved and lost

some people say

when usually its Nothing

surely you're happy

it should be this way?

I said "No"

and then I shot myself

so, drink, drink, drink

and be ill tonight

from the one you left behind

from the one you left behind

from the one you left behind

from the one you left behind