Vanz can't dance

But he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind



Out in the street

A crowd is gatherin

Pushed down by the heat of the building

They're wantin' to dance

Makin' their way up the street

A boy with a pig and a radio

Little Billy can work on the crowd

Put 'em into a trance

For the little pig Vanz



Vanz can't dance

But he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind



You're watchin' 'em dance

Not a care in the world

So Billy and Vanz get busy

They're makin' their move

The little pig knows what to do

He's silent and quick

Just like Oliver Twist

Before it's over your pocket is clear

A four legged-thief

Paid a visit on you



Vanz can't dance

But he'll steal your money

Watch him or he'll rob you blind