Vassillios, neck beard

straight from the gutter

shaped like a cow

and milked like an udder



you know he's a freak 'cause he looks with his mother

Vassillios deadweight fish motherfucker



Vassillios, straight from the gutter

Vassillios, we love you like a brother

Vassillios, straight from the gutter

Vassillios, we love you like a ...



Vassillios, sweet cheeks

we love you like a brother

jolly old friend spreading mirth like no other.

A kind and simple beast, Vassillios, when I shudder..

To think it was you who left Candy in the gutter.



Swiftly sneaking

Vassillios is sleeping like a baby

Overzealous the bees are getting jealous

Vassillios, maybe



on the down low

underneath your hedgerow

something is startling



for farthing, darling

nothing more is marveling

Vassillios, maybe