We're the Velvet Underground and we have come to play

it's been 28 years since we've been here to the day



There's Maureen, she's on the drums, she's havin' lot of fun

let's hear it for Moe Tucker, beat those skins for everyone



There is Sterling Morrison, he's playing the guitar

he's a guitar hero, kicks their asses really far



Now you got here John and me



Now you got here John and me, we want no part of this

that's because we think it is real pretentious shit