Theres a few straight guys i know

They wanna know who plays the womens role

I shake my head and say its not like that

Some guys have the imagination of a doormat

Our roles are not cast in stone

We trade of getting boned

Cause were versatile

Theres a few straigth guys ive known

Theres a few straigth guys ive blown

They like women and make sure you dont forget it

But theyve got a burning desire to GET IT

They want to know how taking it feels

Like Pete Townshend when he revealed

Hes versatile

Theres a few straigth guys i know

Tired of the traditional roles

Theres nothing like a good vibrator

To jump start a bored masturbator

Maybe dildo would enrish their lives

They could explain to their girlfriends and wives

Theyre versatile