Can I scream, or maybe just talk

About the lives that we lead and the paths that we walk

There's a god for the sun and the sea

Monotheism isn't for me



So ask yourself: What would Zeus do?

A pagan life, it just might be for you



Don't you see that all faiths are dumb*

But make the right choice and at least you'll have fun

It's time for us to take a stand

I say "F" the ineffable plan!



[*Oops, the correct lyric is "all faiths are ONE". I hope that little

typo didn't offend anyone -editor's note]