Dumb girl

Did you see the latest Vogue

Has it ever occurred to you

That you don´t fit the latest trend



Dumb , dumb girl

Can´t you see you´re such a joke

When was the last time your cellphone rang

Babygirl let´s not pretend



Be smart - don´t try to discodance, and

Sweetheart - don´t even come at all



Wake up girl

All the beautiful ones are laughing

Wake up girl

all the beautiful boys are forever taken - girl!



Dumb girl

You could always be like us

Do your boobs and a nosejob to

And don´t forget about the smile



But ´til then

Keep a distance on the bus

Take a look at my beeper now

That´s a number not to dial