Phil Harmonic: (in audience, to uncle) Now, you mustn't snore during the performance, Uncle Donny. Oh! (turns around) Ahem ... Hello, I'm Phil Harmonic, and today, live from the Nestropolitan Opera we present the world-reknowned Opera entitled, "Wally". This opera is known worldwide as the "Rhyming Opera" because, unbelievably, almost every word in it rhymes with the word "Wally". So, by golly, let the curtain rise on the reknowned rhyming opera, "Wally".



Wally: A trolly took Wally



Polly: And Polly, his collie



Wally: And Molly, his dolly

To Fallington Square



All&Chorus: Trolly, Wally, Polly,

Collie, Molly, Dolly,

Fallington Square!



Wally: And Wally, so jolly



Polly: With Polly, his collie



Wally: And Molly, his dolly

Met Holly Jones there



All&Chorus: Wally, Jolly, Polly,

Collie, Molly, Dolly,

Holly Jones there!



Holly: Then Wally kissed Holly



Polly: So Polly, his collie

And Molly, his dolly,

Were jolly and gay



All&Chorus: Wally, Holly, Polly,

Collie, Molly, Dolly,

Jolly and gay!



Wally: But Wally, by golly,

Got back on the trolly,



Polly: With Polly, his collie,



All&Chorus: And went on his way

Wally, Golly, Jolly,

Polly, Collie, Wally

Went on his way



Holly: But Wally left Molly

His dolly with Holly...

(speaks) And later, Holly and Wally got married, and opened up a Mexican food stand, called -



Wally: Holly's and Wally's

Tamales - Hooray!



All&Chorus: Wally, Holly, Polly,

Dolly, Collie, Hot

Tamale - Hooray!



(applause and all bow)