warm beer and cold women, I just don't fit in

every joint I stumbled into tonight

that's just how it's been

all these double knit strangers with

gin and vermouth and recycled stories

in the naugahyde booths



with the platinum blondes

and tobacco brunettes

I'll be drinkin' to forget you

lite another cigarette

and the band's playin' something

by Tammy Wynette

and the drinks are on me tonight



all my conversations I'll just be

talkin' about you baby

borin' some sailor as I try to get through

I just want him to listen

that's all you have to do

he said I'm better off without you

till I showed him my tattoo



now the moon's rising

ain't got no time to lose

time to get down to drinking

tell the band to play the blues

drink's are on me, I'll buy another round

at the last ditch attempt saloon



warm beer and cold women, I just don't fit in

every joint I stumbled into tonight

that's just how it's been

all these double knit strangers with

gin and vermouth and recycled stories

in the naugahyde booths



with the platinum blondes

and tobacco brunettes

I'll be drinking to forget you

lite another cigarette

and the band's playing somethin'

by Johnnie Barnett

and the drinks are on me tonight