"Down the hall upstairs from me

There's a girl I swear I never see

I hear the ringing of her phone

She must live up there all alone

She hangs her clothes out on the line

They're hanging there right next to mine

And if the wind should blow just right

She could be in my arms tonight



We are the lonley all together

All together we're alone

We are the lonley all together

All together we're alone



The cashier at the pump and pay

Knows everything's gonna be ok

The all night all right rent-a-cop

Is across the street at the donut shop

The waitress waits with whiskey sour

At the single mingle happy hour

The one man band begins to sing

Accompanied by a drum machine



We are the lonley all together

All together we're alone

We are the lonley all together

All together we're alone



White divorced swinging male

Seeks company to no avail

Worthless ruthlesstoothless man

Wants wealthy woman with a plan

SWF with a PHD

Seeks TLC at the A and P

GWM nice and trim

Seeks S-E-X at the G-Y-M

Ugly man treats girls like dirt

Wants buttons sewn upon his shirt

DUI at the B-A-R

Seeks M-A-N with C-A-R



We are the lonley all together

All together we're alone

We are the lonley all together

All together we're alone



We are the lonley all together

All together we're alone

We are the lonley all together

All together we're alone



Toothy gal with breasts so large

Takes visa amex maser charge

Dial 1-800- girls for fun

You lonley little hot dog bun"